OrdiNERI things

Hi I am Angel Neri, and this is a compilation of things. Enjoy!


Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via doomslock)


the first rule of fight club is you must be following me. i will be checking. the second rule is reblogs only, likes dont count, one reblog per person

(via cryingarabella)


heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitely not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im allergic to bananas.  

(via acertainnewlook)



here’s an idea: treat your cashiers and baristas like real people, instead of machines meant to do your bidding. 

Or food service workers and waiters/waitresses. Also it doesn’t matter how old he or she is. Whether the person is a sixteen year old or middle-aged, treat them with kindness and respect, please.

(via acertainnewlook)


fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

(Source: mausspacearchive, via stayonyoursideofthebed)


that person you saw crying today? that’s me not going to comic con

(Source: rcgers, via ka-zoofullofanimals)


I can’t stop looking at Breana’s face like “get out, bitch, you’re embarrassing me”
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I can’t stop looking at Breana’s face like “get out, bitch, you’re embarrassing me”

(via ihatealexturner)

I was interested in everything and committed to nothing.
— Gregory David Roberts, Shantaram (via larmoyante)

(via stayonyoursideofthebed)


We’re still blown away by the unmatchable style and mood of this short.




getting followed back by someone you thirstfollowed


(Source: hijerking, via trust)