OrdiNERI things

Hi I am Angel Neri, and this is a compilation of things. Enjoy!



My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via doomslock)


you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

I have come full circle

(Source: blaqkbat, via yoidontevenknow)


last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via trust)



He is cute as shit

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

(Source: lolgifs.net, via lovesaturnn)


trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like


(via trust)


I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

(Source: skittlevodka, via trust)


earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

(via napalmstickstokids)


I have trouble going to sleep and I have trouble waking up… maybe I should look into that.


when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway


(Source: saddestblogger, via trust)


When you do a group presentation but don’t know what’s going on


(Source: illkim, via trust)


i would have no use for this

there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product

but i want it

(Source: teknolojimanya, via backwardpumpkin)

what the fuck
— pluto in july 2013, moments after hearing the news that he isn’t a planet anymore    (via manhattanfrom-thesky)

(Source: mydogsnokes, via mydogsnokes)


when your friend cusses in front of your parents


(Source: orcas, via trust)


halloween’s coming early on tumblr

(via backwardpumpkin)