OrdiNERI things

Hi I am Angel Neri, and this is a compilation of things. Enjoy!

sungl0ry:

hannibal lecter + alcohol
s1

(via fuckyeahannibal)

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via trust)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via trust)


Please, just… j u s t   s e e   m e

Please, just… j u s t   s e e   m e

(Source: dostorwho, via amyskhaleesi)

Reblog if you would date a robot. I’m not a robot I’m just asking for a friend. I have skin.

punlich:

kiloueka:

punlich:

kiloueka:

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

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I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

(via napalmstickstokids)

lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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(Source: goatish, via trust)

peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

(via wastedtimeandmedicatedhighs)

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via trust)

cobainly:

I really miss these bedrooms

(via knightsinreverse)

writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

(via wastedtimeandmedicatedhighs)

fuckreiva:

you’re the type of person i’d sit in a car with in the middle of the night just to cruise to good music

(via napalmstickstokids)

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

(Source: sizvideos, via yourlifeisapie)

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

(Source: meladoodle, via trust)